I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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