dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Who wears a wallet chain?!
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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