thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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