Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
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woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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