I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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