Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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