gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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