Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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