We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
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You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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