you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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