I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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