his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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