it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
We need a shit load of segways right now
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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