Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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