i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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