I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Dignity is for republicans.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
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My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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