I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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