Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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