didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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