ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Panties = found
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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