i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I smell like Dick and happiness
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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