margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
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We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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