Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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