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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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