ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
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i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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