I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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