Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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