I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Randomize