Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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