So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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