I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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