Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
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He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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