Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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