why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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