I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
either way he was missing a nipple.
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I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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