that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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