We named our party play list daddy issues
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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