Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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