That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
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apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
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