Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
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It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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