I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
the day after is always just damage control
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
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Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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