Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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