Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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