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I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me

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What? You're not speaking real words.

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(423): I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me (617): What? You're not speaking real words. http://tfl.nu/o2go

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I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.

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(651): I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again. http://tfl.nu/g370

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my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.

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(250): my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing. http://tfl.nu/ewuf

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(318): View more from Louisiana

He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie

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(318): He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie http://tfl.nu/gshe

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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes

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(208): the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes http://tfl.nu/a563

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(206): View more from Washington

Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.

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(206): Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU. http://tfl.nu/drhd

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His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?

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(715): His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him? http://tfl.nu/r9a3

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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.

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(425): Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now. http://tfl.nu/y7g1

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(214): View more from Texas

You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.

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(214): You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted. http://tfl.nu/igqi

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(270): View more from Kentucky

No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.

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(270): No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call. http://tfl.nu/mofx

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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do

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(231): I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do http://tfl.nu/swrn

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(515): View more from Iowa

You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.

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(515): You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick. http://tfl.nu/jkbb

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(248): View more from Michigan

Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward

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(248): Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward http://tfl.nu/e7xn

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(440): View more from Ohio

you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.

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(440): you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied. http://tfl.nu/16n4

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My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.

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(416): My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss. http://tfl.nu/xbc0

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