I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
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I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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