Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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