Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
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I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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