No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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