just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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