she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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